Today it will get done. I promise.
Part 3 I randomly generated the one to pick up a thesaurus and choose 10 words I like the sound of. Sounds easy enough right? Wrong! I don't have a thesaurus, or if I do, its most likely packed in a box in the deep recesses of my storage closet with all the other school related stuff I no longer use.
What to do....
Urban Dictionary to the rescue! It has a thesaurus, plus I get highly amused for hours whenever I browse the site.
***I apologize in advance for my warped/perverted sense of humor.
Alora~ Most people that know my online persona, know I go by CiaoAlora, LadyAlora or just plain Alora for various games. My husband used to call me allora quite a bit until I found out it means pretty much "hey you, girl" or some such generic saying...
Spokomton~ My hometown, Yo! |
Angry Dragon~*giggles like a schoolgirl*
Rawr~ Word that means "I love you" in dinosaur.
A simple .~ It stops a sentence in its path!
Designa Vagina~ A vagina that has had surgery, to become tighter.
Clitter~ Glitter for your vagina. Woohoo glitter! (I would not actually let glitter near my vagina, it sounds too similar to what might happen if sand got near...)
Weenis~ The skin on your elbow, or the nickname my sister likes to call me.
Cock~ A rooster. Honest.
Rake~ Rakes make the best husbands.
Woohoo, I did 10!! Okay, that is all for now.
Since you were on skype with me when I read this you know that I literally could not stop laughing. RAWR!
ReplyDeletehahahahaah. Nice!
ReplyDelete"Spokompton is so far removed from cosmopolitan Seattle that it more appropriately belongs in nearby Idaho.....or maybe West Virginia."
lmao @ West Virginia.