Blog Challenge, Numero three

I fail at this blog challenge thing. I have already fallen behind, but that is mostly because I keep writing the one I'm supposed to do, and hating it sooooooo much that I delete it.

Today it will get done. I promise.

Part 3 I randomly generated the one to pick up a thesaurus and choose 10 words I like the sound of. Sounds easy enough right? Wrong! I don't have a thesaurus, or if I do, its most likely packed in a box in the deep recesses of my storage closet with all the other school related stuff I no longer use.

What to do....

Urban Dictionary to the rescue! It has a thesaurus, plus I get highly amused for hours whenever I browse the site.

***I apologize in advance for my warped/perverted sense of humor.

Alora~ Most people that know my online persona, know I go by CiaoAlora, LadyAlora or just plain Alora for various games. My husband used to call me allora quite a bit until I found out it means pretty much "hey you, girl" or some such generic saying...

Spokomton~ My hometown, Yo!

Angry Dragon~*giggles like a schoolgirl*

Rawr~ Word that means "I love you" in dinosaur.

A simple .~ It stops a sentence in its path!

Designa Vagina~ A vagina that has had surgery, to become tighter.

Clitter~ Glitter for your vagina. Woohoo glitter! (I would not actually let glitter near my vagina, it sounds too similar to what might happen if sand got near...)

Weenis~ The skin on your elbow, or the nickname my sister likes to call me.

Cock~ A rooster. Honest.

Rake~ Rakes make the best husbands.

Woohoo, I did 10!! Okay, that is all for now.

Blog Challenge, Part II

So Valerie and Pestica, you should be proud, I haven't completely forgotten about the challenge. :D  (Hush you, Jess)

Short Term Goals for This Month::
Goal 1. Planning a fantastic Birthday celebration for the hubby, who turns 42 this month! I need to make up for the craptasic birthday he had last year. 
Goal 2. I need a job... still.  ~Job, you shall be mine this month!!!~
Goal 3.  Organize the kids closet, I would like to see the boy's clothes and such not in plastic storage totes.. maybe a new dresser?
Goal 4. Wear yoga pants only for actual exercise.. I've become rather dependant on these sort of pants.. ugh!